Men's Jewnicorn Sweater SHARK TANK pick yourself up a Dashboard

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but innocent enough to wear in front of your mom

Featuring faux fur around the Santa-shaped hood as well as down the center front to the belt and at the cuffs

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Men's Jewnicorn Sweater SHARK TANK pick yourself up a DashboardThe fantasy land of unicorns is replete with gold dust and shooting stars, so why not spice it up and pay homage to your heritage with this Men's Jewish Unicorn Ugly Hanukkah Sweater? This majestic beast is surrounded by Stars of David with a beam of rainbow colors to bring the whole masterpiece together. It's respectable enough to wear to family celebrations, but it's a hell of a lot more fun than lighting eight candles.